By Justin Racz
Guaranteed to make you thankful for the task you may have and grateful for the single you do not. From Saddam Hussein Double to Telemarketing Script author to the fellow who operates the "It's a Small international in any case" journey, satirist Justin Racz has spanned the globe to discover fifty jobs worse than yours, which will all suppose higher approximately our personal. that includes fifty colour images of the bleak, the pitiful, the hysterical jobs in the market, and all their bad employment information, Fifty Jobs Worse Than Yours is the suitable present for someone caught in a nine-to-five grind who must keep in mind why it may be a complete, good deal worse. Justin Racz is a copywriter for BBDO ny. His parody J.Crewd was once released by means of Doubleday in 1998. "I've held a few those jobs, so I converse from adventure whilst I say Justin Racz has became a painful and intensely miserable topic into excessive humor. I simply want i would considered this booklet first." - Tom Connor, co-author of Martha Stuart's higher Than You At...
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The dubious honor of having the most dangerous job in New York City; complete control of the radio; and the right of way. No compensation. No social security. No disability. No health insurance. Nothing but the right of way. 33. Torah Scribe The job of a sofer, or Torah Scribe, is to write and repair Torah scrolls by hand: 248 columns, 80 parchment pages, for a total of 304,805 individual Hebrew letters. It can take a full day to do one column, a third of a Torah page, and up to one year to complete an entire Torah.
Shorts and a T-shirt in the summer. Think thermals in the winter. $8 per hour. Time and a half after thirty-five hours. Being approached by a child and getting punched in the zero. No one knows it's you in there. Your next job is playing a taco. 44. Little Boy Hand Model Sasha Eden has just what the toy-truck companies and commercial directors are looking for: small hands and a long attention span. Yes, a seven-year-old would seem the natural choice to show off a seven-year-old's hand playing with Truckasaurus or Tickle-Me Elmo.
Well, no one gets a green star, unless you go and shoot up the place. There's a chance the vice president of Jive Records is waiting in line and listening to you sing. There's a chance the vice president of Jive Records is waiting in line and listening to you sing. 27. Domino Setter-Upper Set up dominoes one after another on your hands and knees. Design them into patterns and logos. Knee pads. $60 for children's birthday parties. Yardstick, domino stoppers, Scotch tape. The tremendous satisfaction of seeing it work at the end.
50 Jobs Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz