By Cary McNeal
Fact: Chocolate comprises the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses may be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canines, parrots, horses, and cats.
This signifies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't a urged snack to your kitty-cat. i'm wondering what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.
Fact: the main germ-laden position in your bathroom isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl--it's the handle.
The resolution: Don't flush. permit the subsequent man fear approximately it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the proof that might frighten the bejeezus out of you. and because of this little gem a WC ebook, you'll by no means examine the area a similar means back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.
From the sneaky fish that may swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, annoying phenomena are all over the place we flip. academic, interesting, and undeniably frightening, this e-book isn't certain to assist you, um, visit the rest room, yet it's absolute to make it slow there more...informed.
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Pitt—for the reason that Mr. Pitt was no friend to Lord Bute and had made it quite clear that he would not give him a high place in the Government. George had decided that he must do his duty which his mother and Lord Bute had made clear to him. Kings of the House of Hanover always married German princesses; he could not marry this young English girl, although she had royal blood in her veins (the wrong side of the blanket, the Dowager Princess of Wales pointed out, for the girl’s greatgrandmother was Louise de Keroualle, Duchess of Portsmouth, and her great-grandfather Charles II).
Fox tried to calm her. ‘It had to be. Sarah’s position demands that she should be invited. ’ ‘She must refuse,’ insisted Lady Caroline. Lady Kildare, recently delivered of a child, said that she was unsure what should be done about the matter, but her husband said: ‘Sarah should go. ’ ‘It is the most humiliating business I ever heard,’ declared Lady Caroline. ‘Let’s see what Sarah herself thinks,’ suggested Mr. Fox. ’ spat out Caroline. ‘Sarah has no opinions about anything but horses and hedgehogs ...
1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader by Cary McNeal